I dont exactly know what the fuck these things are, cus I can't read Chinese, or Japanese. I dunno. I can't read asian. And to be honest with you, all I can do is speculate on what this stuff is.
Exhibit A: What appears to be Japanese beef jerky. Let me make one thing clear... It fucking reeks. So I'm assuming this shit is sea weed of some kind.
Exhibit B: Chinese Fish Food. This one really scares me. Mainly because it looks like this:
And for those of you who can read asian or know what is in the jar, please tell me. I had to steal the jar because I have to taste it. Im a little scared of it killing me. For all I know it really is fish food. But I have to know.